I really resent it when the travel news radio presenters sound so cheery when I’m sitting in the traffic jam they’re telling me about. “Morning! Haha, sorry, we were just discussing our favourite jams, I’m a strawberry fan myself! Speaking of jams, haha, there are queues for eight hours due to a crash at the Dartford Tunnel, a lorry on fire there, huge wreckage causing complete devastation, add some time to your journey if you’re stuck in that particular JAM haha!” Stop chuckling, you psychos!

I really resent it when the travel news radio presenters sound so cheery when I’m sitting in the traffic jam they’re telling me about.“Morning! Haha, sorry, we were just discussing our favourite jams, I’m a strawberry fan myself! Speaking of jams, haha, there are queues for eight hours due to a crash at the Dartford Tunnel, a lorry on fire there, huge wreckage causing complete devastation, add some time to your journey if you’re stuck in that particular JAM haha!”Stop chuckling, you psychos!